Caine/Quotes

Quotes

Teasers[]

"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"

―Caine introducing the Amazing Digital Circus

"You, my friend, stumbled into a world of wonders, where anything can happen!"

―Caine to Pomni in the Official Trailer

"Whoops! Wrong thingamagigama!"

―Caine changing the stage with a wrong scenery in the Teaser

"Now, ladies and gentlemen, Pomni here is gonna perform something you've never seen before!"

―Caine before letting Pomni perform in the Teaser

"Don't worry, my dear! You won't even die horribly!"

―Caine impaling Pomni with knives in the Teaser

"Well, I think we both had something to learn from that experience."

―Caine after impaling Pomni with knives in the Teaser

Episodes[]

Pilot[]

"Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus! My name is Caine, I'm your ringmaster,and I'm here to show you the most jaw-dropping, heart-stopping, MIND-BENDING paraphernalia you've ever laid your eyes upon!"

―Caine introducing the Amazing Digital Circus

"Isn't that right Bubble?"

―Caine, shortly after the introduction

"Let's not waste anymore time, and let's get right into the show!"

―Caine, starting the theme song

"My my! It appears a new human has entered this realm!"

―Caine upon seeing that another one has came into the Circus

"Now now now, my dear, we can't have any of that foul language around here. The Amazing Digital Circus is a place to be enjoyed by all ages. You, my friend, have stumbled into an incredible world of wonders, where anything can happen! ...Except for swearing."

―Caine informing Pomni that profanity is not allowed.

"I'd like to give our brand new member a tour of the circus grounds first, off we go!"

―Caine about to give a tour

"Here we have the Tent! This is where your living quarters are, as well as all sorts of other activities! These activities may include (dial-up modem sound effect) ball pits, mini golf, and more!"

―Caine's Tent part of the tour

"Here, we have: The Grounds! Drown yourself in the digital lake, or engage in ridery at the digital carnival! Night? Day? It's all okay! The choice is yours, a cosmic buffet!"

―Caine when showing The Grounds to Pomni.

"This is the Void! We don't venture out into the Void. Not even I know what's out there. ...We stay right here, where I can keep my hundreds of all seeing eyes on you! (Ooo...)"

―Caine to Pomni, touring The Void and The Grounds.

"Ah! Let's get outta here before the moon gets frisky."

―Caine to Pomni when the Moon tells Caine she loves him.

"Whoa, cleanup on aisle you!"

―Caine when Pomni vomits

"Why are you like this..?"

―Caine to Bubble, licking Pomni's vomit off the floor

"Ahem ahem, I assure you there is no "magical Exit door." You're probably just experiencing digital hallucinations, from your mind's transition to the digital plane."

―Caine when Pomni mentions an Exit Door

"Digital hallucinations!"

―Caine when Pomni tries to mention the Exit Door again

"How about we talk about something else, like your name!?"

―Caine changing the topic

"Nobody can remember their name once they enter the Digital Circus! One of the few things I don't have control over are your minds. So all I can help you with is coming up with a new one."

―Caine deciding to give Pomni a name

"Don't you worry your little head. Your new name can be ANYTHING! Hereby-acknowledging-that-your-chosen-name-and-or-names-may-not-breach-the-Digital-Circus-User-License-Agreement-stating-that-your-name-may-not-include-objectionable-content-objectionable-content-includes-but-is-not-limited-to-sexually-explicit-material-obscene-defamatory-libelous-slanderous-violent-and-or-unlawful-content-or-profanity. What are you thinking?"

―Caine to Pomni about choosing a new name.

"What do you think of XDDCC? You're right, terrible. Let's try again. What do you think of Pomni?"

―Caine to Pomni, creating a name for her.

"Gadzooks, you're right, Jax! We should have a new adventure for our new member, Pomni!"

―Caine

"You! Do you like adventure? Activity? Wonder? Danger? Horror? Pain? Suffering? Agony? Disease? Illness? Death? Angel food cake?"

―Caine to Pomni

"YOU PARASITE!"

―Caine to Bubble after Bubble ate the angel food cake

"Since you're new around here, we're gonna make it a simple, in-house adventure to warm you up to how things work around here."

―Caine to Pomni

"Don't worry Zooble, I'm going to make something un-ubtrusive you can still choose to not get involved with."

―Caine to Zooble

"Today's adventure is... gather the Gloinks! Hahahaha, haha, haha!"

―Caine about the adventure

"That's right! The entire Circus Tent will be infested with Gloinks! And you gotta catch them all!"

―Caine

"I'm glad you asked Bubble! They're sma-"

―Caine, before being interrupted by Bubble

"They-"

―Caine, before being interrupted by Bubble, again

"Gloinks are small mischievous critters that steal anything and everything they run into. Why do these humanoid hashbrowns do this? How do you stop them? That's for you to find out! Now good luck, and have fun my superstars!"

―Caine, about the adventure

"Oh Bubble, You always know how to make me say this exact sentence!"

―Caine to Bubble while having food

"Gasp! An alert on my WackyWatch at this hour?"

―Caine

"Oh no! Someone's venturing out into the Void! They'll get totally spoiled!"

―Caine when his Wacky Watchet senses someone in the Void

"There you go."

―Caine when he brought Pomni back to the Tent

"Now what the heck happened around here? Oh yeah, my doing!"

―Caine

"Kaufmo abstracted!? Why didn't anybody tell me? (Crazy eyes)"

―Caine when he learns that Kaufmo abstracted

"And into the Cellar you go!"

―Caine sending Kaufmo into the Cellar

"Oop!"

―Caine seeing Ragatha glitching and fixing her

"I do have to apologize for.. lying about the Exit, I knew how much all of you have been wanting there to be one, but I was having so much trouble figuring out what to put on the other side and ended up never quite finishing it. And you know, how I never like letting people seeing my unfinished work, especially if it leads you out into the Void."

―Caine about the Exit

"Anyways, looks like you defeated the Gloink Queen, so I guess the adventure's over! Your reward is a delicious digital feast cooked by our end Bubble Chef"

―Caine

Candy Carrier Chaos![]

"Looks like our new friend already abstracted."

―Caine about Pomni in her nightmare

"Today's adventure is.. Candy Carrier Chaos!"

―Caine introducing the adventure

"That's right! The Candy Canyon Kingdom's been robbed of their most valuable resource; maple syrup! It's up to you to bring the rotten bandits who stole it to sweet, buttery justice!"

―Caine to the circus crew about their objective for The Candy Canyon Kingdom

"Very sticky indeed."

―Caine to Bubble

"Bubble, you can't say that."

―Caine to Bubble after he starts to curse

"Zooble wait! I'm testing out a new AI in this one, it should be 57 times more immersive!"

―Caine to Zooble

"Why are you all just standing there!? The Canyon- C- Canyon Candy Kingdom needs you now!"

―Caine sending the others to the Candy Canyon Kingdom and messing up at spelling the name he created

"Welcome back my little hard-shelled hamburgers!"

―Caine to the circus crew after they return back from the Candy Canyon Kingdom

"Oop! Looks like one of these guys made it through."

―Caine upon noticing Gummigoo in the Circus

"I know you guys love your NPCs, but if I start losing track of who's human and who's an NPC, who knows what could happen."

―Caine explaining why NPCs aren't allowed in the circus

"Well, I'm going to go drink water! It's been a while since I've done that."

―Caine exactly before teleporting away

The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor[]

"I DO NOT use my adventures to torture my guests! Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental! Like any good war criminal!"

―Caine

"THEN WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM, ZOOBLE? I'm trying my BEST to remember, but both you and my brain won't tell me!"

―Caine in response to Zooble

"Oh, Zooble, Zooble, Zooble, making adventures is my art! It's all I exist to do! All I'm...good at. A-And, uh... w-what you're saying could imply that I'm bad at the only thing I'm good at, and that...that'd be..."

―Caine shorty before everything in the circus starts to glitch out

"And- And now, I-I'm starting to wonder if the "Wild West" was... e-even a real direction at all."

―Caine contemplating about a "Wild West"

"Whoopsie-daisy, looks like everybody completed the adventure and they're coming home! Quick, pretend we weren't having a therapy session!"

―Caine realizing everyone finished the adventure

"Welcome back, my meowing milkmaids!"

―Caine after everyone returns.

Fast Food Masquerade[]

"Did somebody say "adventure"?"

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"Well if you're all gonna be such CRITICS, why don't you suggest a better one?"

―Caine when the humans criticized his adventures.

"Gonna be real, I forgot we had that."

―Caine talking about the suggestion box.

"W-well, I don't know what's NORMAL to you people!"

―Caine after Gangle suggested they go on a "normal" adventure.

"Get your nonslip shoes, ready, 'cause we're going to Spudsy's!"

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"'''''"

―Motivation! That's what my adventures have been missing! Great idea, Gangle. I'll be sure to make something TRULY awful awaiting your rotten employees.^{[Caine when Gangle suggested Jax be punished for his misbehavior on the adventure. [src]]}

Others/Non-canon[]

"Your best friend, Pomni, is here to lend her Iconic smile!"

―Caine^[src]

"Where were you on the night of the murder Pomni?"

―Caine interrogating Pomni^[src]

"Your little crying face left quite the little crying mark on the internet! SOMETHING I DON'T CANONICALLY HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF. Take a look!"

―Caine in POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE

"The consequences of our actions! And it's only going to get worse from here."

―Caine after Pomni asks what she's looking at, POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE

"I mean I..guess we could give you some more lines."

―Caine's response to the sun after her complaining about not getting any dialogue, POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE

"With this many new characters, imagine all the violent shipping wars THAT WE'LL BE COMPLETELY POWERLESS TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT!"

―Caine, POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE

"I blacked out for a second, what happened?"

―Caine, POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE

"And scene! It's gonna be a sickly sweet old time; I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!"

―Caine in "UP NEXT ON THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS"

"RRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!--- Guys, I set up a musical adventure for you today! But the song starts at 12:30, and I didn't have time to write lyrics! You'll have to make up the lyrics on the spot, or suffer a horrible punishment!"