Jax/Quotes

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"PILOT"

"Caine, is this one of your NPCs or is this a new sucker? 'Cause if it's a new character, we're gonna have to re-do this whole theme song!" ―Jax when he met Pomni

"That's why he's craazy, (chuckles). Eh." ―Jax talking about Kinger

"Heh, she still thinks this is a dream." ―Jax to the audience

"C'mon ladies, let's go harass the clown." ―Jax to Ragatha and Pomni, going to look for Kaufmo

"By the way, I may have left something in your room today, so let me know if you find it. You're not afraid of centipedes, are you?" ―Jax to Ragatha, after being questioned about having a key to Kaufmo's room.

"Whaaaaat, it could be a completely unrelated question. You'll never know until it's too late." ―Jax to Ragatha

"Oh, I've been lookin' for this! Thanks for keeping an eye on it Kaufy. I'm gonna head out, see ya." ―Jax to Kaufmo before he runs away.

"Oh, he's doing greeeaaat. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him this happy before." ―Jax describing Kaufmo after Gangle asks how he's currently doing.

"Oh no, they killed Zooble. Anyways, you guys wanna go get something to eat?" ―Jax to Ragatha and Pomni after a mangled Zooble is carried away by a group of Gloinks.

"Be quiet, I can't hear the escalator." ―Jax to Zooble after she questions how Pomni wasn't even present for her own, first in-house adventure.

"Ladies first. Oh, wait, why would I say that?" ―Jax before pushing Gangle on the way out of the Gloink cave to the escalator.

"Which leaves Crybaby and Hoo-ha together to go handle the Zooble situation." ―Jax pairing up Gangle and Kinger to save Zooble.

"They're the two most mentally stable and capable characters to be paired together." ―Jax responding to Ragatha

"Candy Carrier Chaos!"

"Ooh, a new AI. You don't wanna mess with the new AI Zoobie?" ―Jax, teasing Zooble about the new AI.

"Ooh, violence." ―Jax, reacting when someone gets run over by a truck.

"I call shotgun. Oh god, is that the horn? Ugh that sucks. Gangle, you drive." ―Jax, disgusted by the sound of the horn.

"Alright Gangle, when we catch up to 'em, I'll jump over, crawl inside, and shoot 'em repeatedly until they're unrecognizable." ―Jax describing his plan to Gangle

"You're violating my ears with your clap-back. Get driving driver!" ―Jax, insulting Gangle.

"We could be assertive. Like this!" ―Jax, interrupting Ragatha on what they should do.

"Ah, that's perfect! Just hold that pose. I gotta get something." ―Jax, after throwing Pomni between the two trucks.

"You know, I swear there was some kind of bazooka back here but… I'm having such trouble finding it." ―Jax, trying to find a bazooka.

"Here it is. Alright Pomni, you just stay like that, and I'll cross over you." ―Jax, telling Pomni to stay in her position to walk over her.

"Nice going Pomni—now I have no bridge." ―Jax being sarcastic to Pomni about her loosing her grip on one of the trucks.

"Ooh, now we're cookin'! Hey! Ribbons! Up and at 'em!" ―Jax telling Gangle to drive to the 'Rocky Road'

"Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable? Move it!" ―Jax demanding Gangle to follow the Gummy Gang into Rocky Road

"Hey Gangle. You should ram into 'em." ―Jax persuading Gangle to ram into the Gummy Gang's truck.

"Do it. It'll be epic." ―Jax persuading Gangle to ram into the Gummy Gang's truck

"Do it, or I'll tell Ragatha about the figurine thing." ―Jax blackmailing Gangle to ram into the Gummy Gang's truck

"Aww, no more ramming? Guess I HAVE to tell Ragatha about the figurine thing now." ―Jax Being Unhappy That There Is No More Ramming

"Uh, hey Kinger, is that rope attached to anything?" ―Jax, after Kinger throws an anchor off of the cliff

"I blame YOU for this." ―Jax blaming Gangle of making their truck fall down into the fudge lake

""Poor Pomni"? How about "poor us"? We're one tanker away from being Augustus Glooped!" ―Jax not caring about Pomni

"Who are you anyway?" ―Jax asking the fudge monster about who they are

"You make a great point." ―Jax agreeing with the fudge monster about murder being delicious

"Why don't you leave this to me, before I start thinking your hair looks like licorice?" ―Jax to Ragatha after Ragatha questions his conversation with the Fudge Monster

"Well Mr. Fudge, you seem like an upstanding guy with real noble goals." ―Jax describing the fudge monster

"[clears throat] as I was saying. I happen to know a way into the kingdom walls… if you'd be willing to help us out in return." ―Jax giving the fudge monster an exchange

"Shut up licorice hair." ―Jax telling Ragatha to shut up

"That's me. All we need you to do is help us bring some dirty bandits to justice." ―Jax telling the fudge monster what to do

"Gotta say, this is a lot more anti-climactic than I was hoping it'd be." ―Jax telling that the adventure is a lot more disappointing than he was hoping it would be

"-you know, like, one big, final battle. Bloodshed. Death. Chaos! Whatever." ―Jax telling Gangle what he was hoping for on the adventure

"Do you guys have a second truck that flies?" ―Jax asking the gators about if they have a second truck

"I'm so unbelievably disappointed right now." ―Jax being disappointed with the outcome of the truck chase

"Ha-ha-ha-ha. How wholesome." ―Jax being sarcastic to Ragatha

"UGH! Let's take this DUMB truck to the DUMB kingdom, I guess!" ―Jax complaining about the adventure.

"You have no idea." ―Jax to Princess Loolilalu.

"Oh, hey! Maybe I didn't leave the gate unlocked for nothing after all." ―Jax about leaving the gate unlocked for nothing.

"Well, love to help you again sometime! Bye!" ―Jax to Princess Loolilalu for the adventure.

The Mystery Of Mildenhall Manor

"What do YOU, the VIEWERS, think it is?" ―Jax breaking the 4th wall

Fast Food Masquerade

"This is really weird…" ―Jax after Gangle talks to him

"Oh no! It looks like I’ve taken Ragatha, and dropped her in the deep fryer!" ―Jax to Gangle while dropping Ragatha in a deep fryer

"No, I don't care about any of this." ―Jax after Gangle asks if he wants to be a model employee

"I like you better when you're sad." ―Jax to Gangle

"BLEGH!" ―Jax after being grabbed by a pair of disembodied hands

"Nobody can see this, right?" ―Jax after being forced to watch the employee training video.

"You're drunk, or something." ―Jax to Ragatha after seeing her on the floor.

"How're you doing?" ―Jax to Pomni.

"All right, I'm clockin' out. This wasn't fun at all. See you all later." ―Jax, leaving Spudsy's after his shift ends.

A Very Special Digital Circus Song

"Zooble's part was terrible, that act was so unbearable, I'm super duper hoping that those limbs are not repairable, hehe!" ―Jax singing

Teasers

"Heh?" ―Jax to Ragatha in the end of "Meet Jax!"

"If there was a way to leave I'm pretty sure we'd all left by now." ―Jax to Pomni in the Official Trailer

"I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happen to people." ―Jax in the Official Trailer

"Thank goodness this is all a dream, right Pomni?" ―Jax to Pomni in the Official Trailer

Other

"I lost my arm in the divorce." ―

"He actually asked me to give you this." ―Jax before he throws his bowling ball at Kinger, who falls down the hole while taking Gangle with him in the Official Trailer

"I'm gonna BITE you!" ―Jax opening wide

"I'm gonna die here..." ―Jax eating a pizza

"Hey kids! Drinking lead paint gives you superpowers!" ―Jax freaking Pomni out

"I want to die...I'm die..." ―

"Oh no...corn..." ―Jax staring at corn

"I'll kill ya'" ―

"I'm literally going to kill you, for no reason." ―Jax to Pomni

"Well that makes one of us." ―Jax to someone who calls him adorable

"With Kaufmo's death, and Pomni's arrival, we're facing a new problem. Too many girls!" ―Jax being worried that there are more girls then boys

"Holy MOLY!!!" ―

"Karate chop action!" ―Jax karate chopping Pomni in "Save her"

"I hate this" ―Jax having a tea party with Pomni

"Oh that's more like it!" ―Jax holding a knife in "Save her"