The Stupid Burger is a menu item served at Spudsy's. It is similar to a regular burger, except that it contains a pink sauce called "the sauce that makes you stupid", or simply just "stupid sauce". When this sauce is consumed, either by eating the burger or entering someone's eye, it causes the affected person to enter a relaxed and uninhibited state, experiencing hallucinations and potentially developing an addiction to the sauce (Ragatha is seen grabbing extra bottles of stupid sauce, and a mannequin states that they are addicted).
Appearance[]
The Stupid Burger looks like a normal burger, except it is made with an additional pink sauce.
Story[]
During the events of Fast Food Masquerade, a regular customer at Spudsy's walked up to Pomni, who was working as an employee at the restaurant, and requested from her an order for a Stupid Burger. The customer mentioned that they order the Stupid Burger often and that they had an addiction to the stupid sauce, warning Pomni not to forget the sauce after an incident where a previous employee forgot to add the sauce to the burger.
Pomni hesitantly accepts the order, and Ragatha, who is assigned to assemble the orders, begins preparing the burger. However, when Ragatha begins adding the stupid sauce to the burger, the sauce splashes and ends up in her eye. Ragatha's vision darkens in response to the sauce entering her eye, and she begins experiencing hallucinations of being in a dark hallway with Gangle. Gangle's face turns to reveal dark, hollow, glowing eyes and a row full of small, white teeth. Ragatha begins to feel drowsy.
Ingredients[]
Stupid Sauce Packet
The stupid sauce appears in one preview image of the Gloink Water Bottle's product page on the Glitch Productions store website.
The packet of sauce is listed with the following ingredients: High Fructose Corn Syrup, Flour, Chloride, Bone Sauce, Candy Powder, As much love as we're legally allowed to give, Malice Acid, H2O, H229, H2230 (Preservative), Natural Flavors (Shark) and Salt.